Seagal is the embodiment of american style chinese food, a blend of a bunch of different east and south asian styles with a dash of orientalism for flair to appeal to boomers. Hence he's a white guy who practices akido and wears chinese clothes and carries a katana.
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Also a sex pest
Yep, killed a dog too raiding someone's house for a drug bust.
I didn't know he was a "bounty hunter(?)"
He is or was a cop, idk the lore about it though but he had a tv show and everything.
I didn't think they'd actually let him be a cop
lol
lmao
He's also a Buddhist who's supposedly a reincarnated lama, further filling out that ”white person orientalism” bingo card.
I think his picture is in the dictionary next to "cultural appropriation."
Also the time he did a reggae song with a fake Jamaican accent
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
No there needs to be the big yellow patch.
Look at these big ol’ Melons you can call me Steven Se-Gal.
watermelon is one of the worst fruit imo, takes so much water to grow and tastes so.... watery
my guy looks like he went bobbing for apples in a tub of glue and pubes