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Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

I'm so glad I'm not a young person in school

Gen Alpha is screwed even more than gen Z

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

While getting into an arms race with school shooters is kind of a ridiculous path, I do wish we would take this opportunity to develop personal force field/shield technology like they have in Dune.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gonna be some ED-209 moments.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago

Too bad about Kenny, eh?

[–] marius@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

Let me guess. They also use AI?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I'm sure this will solve the problem. And, no chance at all it will be abused, somehow.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I saw Chopping Mall! I know how this ends.

[–] courval@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"New Challenge Unlocked!"

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