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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

inside the gay↓hole, dummy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, it's at the Gay Hole

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I keep dying to the Royal Revenant here, is the loot even worth it?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You keep dying to the gay hole revenant? Go git gud, you casual. Bet you didn't even solo Bayle the Dread using only a mouldy piece of bread either.

Just grab urgent heal + frenzied flame seal to kill them in two casts. You don't even need to invest any levels in faith with that setup since every class starts above the minimum requirements.

[–] woozy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I’m cruising tonight

Where at?

Oh you know, the hole

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Theres a 2nd Gayhole somewhere

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.

Charlie: Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?

Artemis: [writing on her script] I did write "soul". I definitely did.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

My brain set this to the tune of working at the car wash

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of monster uses a lowercase L for only one letter?

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Someone who realises with two letters to go that they haven’t left enough space to finish the word in all caps.

Source: I have been involved in painting several protest banners over the years agony

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

don't go in the hole rocz-yes

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Looks dangerous idk

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

go further in. keep going. keep going

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Silent Hill 2 Remake looks good.

[–] nurunuru@leminal.space 8 points 3 weeks ago

insert "this is my hole! it was made for me!" pic here