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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Our destruction was the will of their god, and he was its instrument.

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 5 days ago

Dota 2: “God like” Dude: “Jesus helps me killing you bitches!”

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

How is this strange? It was going to happen eventually and it will continue to happen

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago

God, the Prime Mover, has existed even before the beginning. When God thought "Let there be light" is when that tiny little particle exploded and it became the Big Bang that we are all familiar with. Of course, I could be wrong, but I have faith in it.

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