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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What a wasteful vampire... Didn't their vampire parents teach them to never waste food?

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Took a bite and a lil sip. Immediately disgusting. Fash blood tastes like shit. Turns into invisible bat and flies away...

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Vampires don’t have parents. That’s why nobody can tell them what to do.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vampires are billionaire coded trump will not target them

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I knew it was a false flag

[–] lobaa@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the origin of "his neck just did that"? Everyone's saying it but I don't get the reference

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] lobaa@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

lol, thank you

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Real "Legacy of Kain" vibes

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

VEI VICTUS

I loved that game. Such a ridiculous but fun concept.

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

This implies that the vampire had one massive canine rather than two ordinary sized ones.