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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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But hey ugh... No ethical consumption under capitalism anmirite?

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

on top of that you have to pay for the water. it's all a big scam. what i do is i get a few 2liters of soda, stand in a kiddie pool and use the soda to clean myself off. it's carbonated to it eats the dirt. then i save the soda from the pool and drink it throughout the week. whatever doesn't get drank gets mixed in with next week's soda shower. no water bills, no greedy soap companies profiting off me.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Scary but powerful

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

don’t worry, showering is woke so it gets canceled out

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought Hollywood was trying to make not showering woke, can I finally clean my ass again?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

that’s still woke very-smart

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

cancel culture strikes again

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Woke like me now

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

washing ur doo doo ass makes you a NATO lib

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Steal human fat.

Render into soap using lye.

Take down the banking system.

Profit.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🤔 eat the rich? Nah gonna turn them into 🧼

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

vegan-seitan nice gonna whip some things up, getting my large cauldron ready. Can probably convince them it's a new health trend

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read this as soup first and was curious

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Nah I make my own soup I industrious like that