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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women' (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

That's why he pulls out this stunt.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?

What wild effect?

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Who wore it better?

Michael Jordan's Little Mustache

[–] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I loved how actually clueless Randall was about the history of that term

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

What a stupid world.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

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