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[–] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.

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[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too wide for a real Hitler mustache.
Also he's not a skinny vegetarian.
He looks like a guy that makes a mean carbonara.

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[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

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