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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago
[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

let’s not dig him up just yet, he earned his spot in the ground

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 months ago

I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure he's not legally allowed to broadcast anymore

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