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was drinking a coke while looking at the face book… wife was shopping… “liked” a photo of WOKE college kid being assaulted by HAMAS..,

showed the photo to the fella next to me.,. he laghed and asked if I supported israel… told that only antichrists like obamna hates israel…

he called me a patriot and invited me to his office in the bathroom… told me his name was joe list…

told me that all real 🦅AMERICAN🇺🇸 patriots bend over against his sink and pray to trump for the return of jesus…

… he accused me of being a WOKE COLLEGE LIBERAL because I questioned him… told me to hold the counter while he put the cure to the WOKE MIND VIRUS into my body… I felt my WOKENESS come out…

saw him a lot after that… he was at my house while the wife was gone… he didn’t know what the OANN was when I put it on after he gave me my 2nd cure of the day… knew he was an ANTIFA then in there… broke my heart…

BE VIGLANT PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!! DONT LET THE ANTIFA (DEMONRATS) TRICK YOU WITH CURES FOR WOKENESS!!! 🦅🦅🦅

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

This happens to me all the time smh

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I'm anti-woke because I put that shit to SLEEP.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

is this r/trueanon thing?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i got tricked by an antifa thug once too. my story similarly involves facebook, but in mine, i met this guy off facebook marketplace. he was selling a ham radio set up dirt cheap. i was thinking this was my shot at making something kind of like the joe rogan experience but live over the air. i get to his house and the thing doesn't even work. this lying liberal told me "it states in the ad it doesn't work, that's why the title says 'read description' ". READ??? commie son of a bitch outed himself. i stormed off and immediately called the police and reported him for trying to scam the elderly. how did i know he was an antifa thug? no conservative would EVER act so unscrupulously. the worst part? he had a trump flag up! he was trying to blend in as one of us! i was suspicious when i saw that he had a wife and children in the home since mine left me about 7 years ago, same as most REAL patriot's wives.