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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 1 points 1 month ago

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This can hold so many copies of "Mein Kampf".

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No it does not have a spoiler. When you need the additional downdraft you simply open the window and stick your arm out at a 45 degree angle

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.