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And that’s basically it!
It's just one of several modern versions of satanic panic used to distract the dummies while they fleece them.
A grown ass man had to write this for the express purpose of stopping kids from playing at school.
Stan Gerdes what the fuck is wrong with you dude? Who hurt you?
So does this mean no more Christmas plays about Jesus, where the kids dress up for the manger scene as donkeys and camels? Or will there be a "special exemption" for that?
I love how there's exempt days. You can dress up like a furry once in a while as a treat.
On exempt days, parents should send their kids to school as a wolf with tits and giant balls.
But licking oneself or others for the purpose of affection is still fine, right??
Look I hate furries as much as the next sane person, but this is just stupid. Leave the damn kids alone.
What do you have against us?
hate furries as much as the next sane person
I hope you mean 0, because that's what it should be for a sane person
Imagine hating someone for their choice of harmless hobbies
Saw a video clip skit years ago of a school girl doing the litterbox things. Had no friggin idea it was a real thing
Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine or other human byproducts
They put that in the law because they want people to think it actually happens.
It reminds me of the time that a proposed bill outlawed "critical race theory" in schools, which it defined (in part) as teaching that present-day white people must feel guilty about past slavery. But nobody had ever taught that.
They do have cat litter. Its used during lockdowns when a child is locked in their classroom and cant leave to use the restroom. One school in particular that has cat litter is Columbine.
Yeah, and then a lie was fabricated trying to say that schools were getting litter boxes for children that identified as animals, which was then used to say that trans people were causing it.