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Updated with video from reporters on-site at the bottom of the post! Late Sunday night, four Tesla Cybertrucks caught fire in a Seattle holding lot near 2nd Ave S & S Spokane St, just five minutes from the local Tesla dealership. Initially, reports indicated two burning Cybertrucks, but as the fire spread, the number grew to 4 Cybertrucks. Investigators have offered no details as to whether this was arson or another case of a Tesla Cybertruck bursting into flames spontaneously. See video from the scene in the full article.

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[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they became self aware and could no longer live with themselves knowing their family history.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Daddy said he loves em, but is negligent.

[–] match@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Cybertruck" is too normal to be the name of one of Musk's kids

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago

Imagine making a car so bad that when 4 burn up you can't tell if it was arson or just them exploding cause they're bad.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago

Batteries overheating or arson?

Option 3: Justice

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I love that the truck is so shitty we don't know if ppl blowing them up or they blowing themselves up.