May these old republican asshats never have a peaceful day for as long as they live
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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So is our fascist government granting wishes yet? I feel like the moment they start changing people's speech they also have the ability to grant wishes within certain bounds, and so far I haven't seen any offers of granting wishes.
These government genies are the worst