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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 36 points 22 hours ago

This is illegal and two things will be done about it. Jack and shit

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Hmm it's almost like the feds need a union... ... ... ... 👀

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The day this pedo king strokes out will become a national holiday

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I doubt it will change much, the rest of the party is still in tact. They'll just move Vance to to king dipshit and continue as they were.

[–] Squirtdaddy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

It will definitely be a big baby step

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago

The Cheeto is definitely a cult of personality, and I suspect it will be harder to rally all conservatives behind his replacement. Cult leaders dying can solidify a cult if done correctly (Scientology), but it's also quite likely that it dissolves.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is he really capable of leading the party he's always struck me as the sort of person that would get out of depth in a slightly melted ice cube. Trump gets away with it because he just says it all does something ridiculous and then the story moves on to that. Vance doesn't really command the kind of following they need.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Are any of them capable of leading the party?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pedo king is fitting.

Trump the King of the pedophilia, protector of corruption, leader of the racist white army.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

So we need some sort of ..red army..?

Shit is the Russian Revolution a better model for what America's upcoming period of political violence looks like? Because the "Second Civil War" invokes ideas of a clean boundary between belligerents, akin to the North/South. But it's obvious that it won't be like that this time, and until now I hadn't considered Russia as a better example.

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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 day ago

This is what happens when the people exposed to the highest levels of lead are give access to all the hate they can eat and free-reign to use that lowered cognitive function in positions of power.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Should've blamed Martians. Worked for me that one time.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Why is my soup so cold? Blame the democrats!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm addition to everyone else here's much more pressing political concerns, this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines.

Mossad should release autoreply_writer.exe

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines

I'd be more concerned about the programs the government is installing onto the machines

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Dare I say Trump is the next Hitler

You cannot fucking tell me that he does shit like this and nobody gives a damn. This has to be illegal

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

It is. But nothing will be done about it

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hatch act, it is in fact illegal.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He basically shredded the Hatch act his first term, there were no consequences, of course he's just gonna flat out ignore it this time.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Forcing those military generals to sit through a campaign speech showed that the Hatch Act is basically dead.

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 80 points 1 day ago

I think we're way past what's legal or not in this shithole. His whole point from the beginning was that he could shoot someone and nothing would happen and americans were like: wow. I like guns too.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

it may well be illegal, but when has that stopped the 34 time felon rapist in chief?

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

34 times convicted felon, who knows how many more he's committed without being convicted.

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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is that thumbnail? Looks like some independence day shit.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You're only wishing the aliens would come take over.

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 168 points 2 days ago

Total weaponization of EVERYTHING against the left, even using right wing shooters against the left.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 176 points 2 days ago

Blatant partisanship instead of helping Americans. woo. 🙄😒

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 150 points 2 days ago (32 children)

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed HR 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of HR 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

Y'all fucked. Bail now. There's way better places to live out your days on earth .

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Can you give me at least 3 countries that'll take Americans with nothing more than a basic college degree?

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[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The VA did the same thing in a newsletter they send out.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

This pissed me off until I remembered that all these positions were replaced by partisan shit-suckers and opted to ignore it instead. The fact that republican mouthpieces can lie to the faces of their supporters and still get believed means they're hopeless to learn anything else. They live in a reality that is going to crash and burn in a few months, and they can blame none of it on any opposition but their own rejection of reality.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

So fucking dystopian. People need to go to prison for this.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not that laws matter, but it's a pretty clear violation of the Hatch Act.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Not from the US, nor a lawyer, but how is this not fraud?

If someone pretends to be you, without your consent, is that not fraud?

You can ask me to change my out of office email and threaten me with being fired if I don't, but if you just do it anyway, how is that not fraud?

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe not fraudulent, since it's not asking for money, but I see where you're coming from. I'm not sure if there's any recourse for the employees affected - did they lose money (for example) because of that message?

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Call me when any future Democratic AG's do anything to prosecute any of this.

I'll be holding my breath.

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (14 children)

70% if the US is not buying this bs and wants all these idiots to start doing their damn jobs.

30% of the US is giggling with glee over these partisan statements forced on government workers while they fantasize about executions.

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