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Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz's: "If We're Going to Dance, Let's All Dance In The Sunlight' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Deal

Edit: no takebacks

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds good to me?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats the thing I don't think they get.

"Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!"

"That's fine."

"But then we BOTH lose!"

"This isn't a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind."

And I don't think they grasp that.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 0 points 1 year ago

What they don't grasp is that we'd send our guy to jail: because they won't.

That's the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they're expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they're re-elected.