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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago
[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Fuck it let's give all of the different church's land and assets to Trump, call your local church ask them why good Christians like them are preventing Trump from saving this country, then watch them recoil as their money is threatened.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 184 points 1 week ago (13 children)

They wouldn't know "gods plan" if it smacked them in the ass. They're literally worshipping the closest analogue to the Antichrist. These people are violently clueless.

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 121 points 1 week ago (20 children)

"God's plan" is literally whatever is happening right now. Got in a car crash? God's plan. Narrowly missed a car crash? God's plan. Cat wakes you at 6am for breakfast? God's plan. This whole comment? God's plan.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Aaaaaaand this sort of shit is why I’ve resigned myself to the fact that we’re not recovering from this, and that I need to get the fuck out.

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Religion is the most destructive human invention.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago

But also the most successful. That is why it exists. I am pretty sure without religion we wouldn't have been able to live together in sedentary groups larger than a few hundred people.

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