The true satanists.

If you ask a Christian "Do you think God personally..." and they answer "No." then how are they a Christian? It's weird how around 66% of people say they are Christian but they don't all believe the part where God is revealed by history unfolding. All things are part of God's plan... but not that!

I guess God's plan yet again is to put pedos in charge.

Fuck that asshole god

Unironically, those people shouldn’t get to vote. If it’s all a part of gods plan then they should let Jesus take the wheel with the votes too.

I don't care what the bible says

Given that only 25% of US citizens accept evolution theory as truth, I'm not surprised.

Their god wants to destroy the US?

that’s cause they want end times to happen in their lifetimes.. sheep

Bioshock Infinite is a documentary.

Seriously, American style Christianity is just as awful as DAESH.

We have already established by means of the last election that have the voter base it to stupid for their own good. This just cements the fact.

They have god mixed up with satan

Of course Trump is part of Azathoth's plan.

Poll conducted by the PRRI cited in this article is legit. The CEO of PRRI Robert P. Jones writes in a related article, "With its roots in Western Europe, Roman Catholicism has a long history of colonialism, particularly in Africa and the global South, where centuries of atrocities against Black and brown peoples were justified by the conviction that white Christians were God’s chosen means of “civilizing” the world."

Although I didn't closely scrutinize the article OP linked, I would guess that it has equal journalistic integrity.

There is no god,( a fact even more than a 3rd of americans would disagree with) but if the magic man would exist and after all this time decided to finally do some good, placing this clown at the head of the most destructive country on the planet would be a good move.

It will be a great day once the Evangelical Boomers die off.

Well god coming straight down from heaven and fucking your fish could also be apart of his plan, since to Christian’s nothing matters but gestures vaguely gods will, no matter the consequences of complicity.

Everything is just “oh well, whatever happens happens because god said so”

TIL: 1/3 of the Americans are genuine morons. The more stupid the citizens, the greater the state. So, it's MAGA all the way!

If this is Yahweh's planning, then they are in dire need of a pink slip. We should try hiring on Cthulu or Ahura Mazda instead.

https://youtu.be/RJiwovX3mNA