otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Shitler's reeal partial to that chode of a binky Putin's packin'. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

NGL, while simple enough, the consistent "interference" (ie. puppeting) by Russia points to a likelier plan of this oopsie BS as a cover for an intel drop.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But, it is known for its toddler-tier deflection & misdirection. And, so is the likeliest beneficiary of that "theft" intended to mask the salient purpose: a sloppy AF intel hand-off.

It rhymes with Prussia.πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

I hope she makes it out. 🀞🏼✊🏽

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Something about planting po-tay-toes being good for the sunflower crop.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That gif only needs a sunflower sprouting from the muck. 🌻🀘🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Did you know: that's actually how little Π‘ΠΎΠ»Π½Ρ‹ΡˆΠΊΠΎ sprouts are born! Planted first by the motherland's guiding hand, in distant muddy fields and long stretches of foreign soil. 🌻🀣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Down. If it were up, we'd still, as literate and functional citizens, believe they weren't actually the free-use cum dumpsters for any/all oligarchs. πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ά