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And that’s basically it!
I bet he thought so. Had to report to his son about it.
His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.
“Flood the zone with shit.”
He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.
US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy
Must be a candy ass life, then.
What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you've ever seen? What a loser.
I suppose that's probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he's seen, but that's because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?
Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?
Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"
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Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.
I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.
Damn, he must never get out of his house then
we should show him a pike and shot line so he can compare the two
Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings
Or those are all things he wants to happen....
That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.
Motherfucker hasn't met me yet. Because I'm far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.
Careful, men - those guys are packing!
All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .