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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

puritanical beliefs brought over from europe somehow, but some how europe never had those beliefs, except the recently conservative men.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Oliver Cromwell ruled England and was exactly this sort of person.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing more threatening than a limp flaccid cock amirite?

#incels

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

checks

Okay, this isn't nottheonion

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Damn, he must never get out of his house then

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 7 points 3 days ago

we should show him a pike and shot line so he can compare the two

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.

[–] Geekocracy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be honest, I thought the furies dancing was way more disturbing

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Furries at least have a decent chance of having claws and/or fangs.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Motherfucker hasn't met me yet. Because I'm far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .

"They are the bad people, not us", got it.

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