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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I'm sure you've never seen naked people before

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

What I'm hearing is that people should get naked in a reverse psychological leverage attitude?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Poor wittle snowflake

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war

"They are the bad people, not us", got it.

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