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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Creates so much value that the stock value crashes beyond recovery with the news of death catgirl-smug

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

What? Oh NO scared

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

God if only I had ignored my loved ones moreooooooooooooooh

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I go to work to avoid the wife right fellas? grillman

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thinking about all those days i took off to skate or sit at home smoking weed when i could have been making my boss richer. i deserve to be in hell.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I keep thinking the reason the boss couldn't get an upgrade on the private jet he has is because I declined unpaid overtime to watch my son play football agony-wholesome

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

i wish i slept at my office instead of having a home

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I should have posted more"

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Damn it, if I only posted more, shared more posts, maybe I would have brought about the revolution!! Damnnn ittt!!"

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate my commute. I despise it. Instead of sitting at my desk enriching my employer I'm stuck in FUCKING TRAFFIC AAAARGH

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I'd sleep at the office to avoid this problem.