without parole
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
“Life in America, without parole” would be a killer opening to a rap song.
Or a punk song
Life life to the idf 
Grotesque 
Jesus congrats on making it even worse
Oh god shit please no, mods this post is TOO bad
my posting powers are unmatched. none can outpost me
Hahaha that’s so funny but seriously, you need to be banned. This ever comes near a lathe, I swear to god I WILL bomb your computer
would not be surprised if liberals adopted "long live america" for 2028
Nah ban op mods. This is cursed 
‘pro climate but against climatism‘ 

breath to America
The CPR-USA