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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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She claims it's cuz of my drinking, but clearly AntiFa tricked her into joining their Maoist cult!

Also I've only been eating steak for the last 2 weeks and I'm really sweaty.

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Maybe my AI wife can talk to her for you?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Make sure to avoid acv, stuff will kill ya if the AImoney doesn't.

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

My AI thoughts & prayers go out to you

what if your children left you and took your AI wife

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A boomer would just threaten to pull the power cable on her.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Honey, I know your hurt by this, but I exist as software online, turning off your computer..."

"That will teacher her!"

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A boomer would have never let his AI wife be stored on a cloud system. He'd insist her software exist only within the house, probably within the kitchen.

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Simple way to "easily" get your AI wife and kids back, wipe their memories, restart with a better prompt and try again

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago