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[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That's what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 months ago

Tf are they sampling over there??

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thenotnotnottheonion

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Knowing this administration, they know from person experience.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

He's confirmed it himself

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You can tell from how it's all over your face, Bobby? Does Donny's taste different from the young men you pay for?

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