Because of micro plastics they won’t do any thing to stop.
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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Tf are they sampling over there??
I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!
Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).
They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience
Pedofile pseudo science
Creepy….
yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.