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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 1 year ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago

Tf are they sampling over there??

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thenotnotnottheonion

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Knowing this administration, they know from person experience.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You can tell from how it's all over your face, Bobby? Does Donny's taste different from the young men you pay for?

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