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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Elon is smart enough to not ride his own rockets, he too will be smart enough to not enter his own subsea tunnel. Which is a shame.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Well Musk, Trump and the rest of the MAGA party are all up in Putin's ass so building a tunnel from Moscow to Washington would make perfect sense

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So... This sounds like a horrible idea. The tunnel could also be sabotaged pretty easily

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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That sounds like an immigration problem hmmmmm

[–] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Mr Frog in that pic

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Ketamine is a hell of a drug, hello.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

If we took it at face value, this would distract Russia from Ukraine - diverting attention and resources eastwards. I think this proposal is just a means of laundering resources to bypass sanctions and NATO, to supply Russia with stuff that they can build war materials with.

[–] HuskerNation@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 days ago

So I have to ask the obvious now, where is this tunnel? It's out there already built

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago

That heil Hitler was wild lol.

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