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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that can keep Elon Musk busy, I'm all for it.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It will involve corruption and graft of your taxpayer money, tho

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] deadcream@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

What doesn't?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

All this does, is convince me that Putin is a moron, too.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

Nah, these are loyalty tests by dictators, to prove that they will follow them no matter how crazy the idea is.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unless he's doing it to make the US spend money on nonsense.

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

He's not. Trump is old and is feeling the call of the darkness at this point (I'm sure Putin can relate). Trump is looking for legacy. Getting him on board with bullshit like this is designed to nudge him towards being more on Russia's side, namely when it comes to sanctions and aid for Ukraine.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah yes, Elon Musk, who’s famed for the quality of his tunnels

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember the trapped miner incident where he called someone a pedo

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think that was a trapped minor incident. The trapped miner incident happened around the same time, but didn't involve Elon.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

So yeah, it was about minors (children) trapped in a cave, not miners (the profession).

But in fairness, the Chilean miners I was thinking of was back in 2010.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

It was a group of kids trapped in caves. Professional divers were working to help, Musk sent a stupid submarine that could not fit anywhere. When he was told that he wasn't a genius, he called the diver a pedophile.

And remember the Tesla ventillators in 2020 that were going to save us all? Never used.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now you can travel from america to russia in only 8 days

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[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 53 points 1 month ago

What I expect to happen is he'll promise it, get funding for it, do a mile of it, drop everything about it, report a higher wealth value, get into a suspicious one car crash

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally? By hand? Please?

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[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Given the distance required, what kind of economic payoff could be possible from such an expensive project? It's not like overland would be a cheaper transport option than Pacific shipping routes or anything. It's not just the Bering Strait being the problem with connecting the two after all, but the fact that there's nothing in NE Siberia or NW Alaska to bother connecting together. Are we making it for the polar bears maybe? Or are people going to drive the thousands of miles from Juneau to Vladivostok to sightsee?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

To move military equipment.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

this is to make the soviet land invasion easier….

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Soviets had no intention to invade the united states (though they did want us to have a communist revolution, but like that's just part of communism). This is all capitalist Russia

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly a tunnel to northern Alaska would be an amazing trap for invading armies. There's just miles of rugged mountains before you even find a road. Then you get to deal with Canada....

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[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That will be great when the first earthquake undoes the tunnel

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok Bering Strait, so only geopolitically, geologically, and financially insane.

Like I kinda see a world where this is a good idea. If ww2 had sparked a long brotherhood between our nations and with europe a high speed rail across the tundras might be a good lower carbon alternative to flying and the Bering Strait is the most land based path between Eurasia and the Americas. Personally I'm not certain a tunnel is better than a bridge for this, but a few days train ride from cascadia to Moscow or Beijing would have plenty of takers if everyone was chill and could take a high speed train ride from Moscow to Madrid (and major cities in between) and from Beijing to Ho Chi Minh City, Seoul, Bangkok, etc. It would leave flying as really only necessary for Australia and island nations like Japan.

That's however not the world we live in, and Americans aren't clamoring to go to Russia or trade with them

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Its probably a standard Musk project. Show futuristic marketing pictures/videos of round pod-style futuristic vehicles to billionaire oligarchs and clueless politicians with a buzzword salad, until the hype brings in investors. Interest in his companies goes up, the imaginary price of the company goes up, his imaginary gold pile gets bigger.

Then pocket the money and fail miserably delivering even a fraction of the promised things.

The tunnel in Las Vegas, Hyperloop, Cybertruck, Robotaxi (still in progress afaik) Tiny House, the electric freight truck (I don't remember its name), the various Mars projects just to name a few.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like it would make Alaska a lot easier for Russia to annex one day...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Sounds like it'd be really easy to drown a whole invasion force really quick.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely, Russia of all countries, would understand why it's a bad idea to invade a region that is cold AF and makes logistics an absolute nightmare. *gestures broadly at WWII*

Of course, this is the same county getting their ass handed to them by Ukraine, a county 100x smaller than they are.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Russia absolutely doesn't understand that, look at maps over time of the country, their control of Siberia is not as old as you'd think. Vladivostok was ceded to Russia in the mid-late 19th century

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He needs to build a tunnel to life in prison

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

OK, but it has to be from the east coast going across the Atlantic, and you have to pay for it all.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

He can’t even build one in Vegas…

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

It'll certainly make it easier for Russian forces to assist our military and ICE in rounding up citizens, so there's that.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Giving it to Musk is a way of guaranteeing it will never get done. Still waiting for full self driving, Elon.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Could be neat if Detective Miller engages arthropod-robot form to offer people a ride down said tunnel, all the while reminding riders to check doors and corners.

Can we also have a tunnel dug to the moon?

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I welcome them putting their army underground in an extremely obvious tunnel, it's perfectly safe and they should definitely try this

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The biggest idiot in history who has zero clue about even basic engineering gets paid to build a sub oceanic tunnel through the ring of fire...

Man, life is good when you're a narcissistic serial liar

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Elon is smart enough to not ride his own rockets, he too will be smart enough to not enter his own subsea tunnel. Which is a shame.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds like an immigration problem hmmmmm

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Well Musk, Trump and the rest of the MAGA party are all up in Putin's ass so building a tunnel from Moscow to Washington would make perfect sense

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So... This sounds like a horrible idea. The tunnel could also be sabotaged pretty easily

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Most likely there's a kickback in it for Trump.

[–] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like Mr Frog in that pic

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Ketamine is a hell of a drug, hello.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Russia used to be a science center of the world. Shame how dumb they are now. That's what the future of the US looks like.

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