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[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 147 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's so dumb that he's not letting her do her job, and then complains that she's not doing her job. I've rarely seen someone so unapologetically despicable in my life.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The GOP has been looking for a truly empty vessel without standards to run their caucuses for decades, and each time they get a little closer. They may have succeeded at the worst possible moment with Johnson.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Little Johnson.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

If your constituens are basically illitarate you can tell them whatever. As long as it sounds good.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have we forgotten Mitch McConnell already?

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

No, but Mitch McConnell certainly has.

[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like Johnson wins by how slimy he acts. He plays in the swamp so comfortably, and isn't doing his job on top of that.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

It's getting disturbingly less rare.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gee sure seems like a "taxation without representation" situation for those constituents in Arizona. They're under the thumb of the federal government without any sort of representation in said government. For a group that loves to preach about the founding fathers, who even created their own "Tea Party" not long ago, they sure do love to act like the red coats.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I urge the unrepresented citizens to act in accordance with history for such an issue.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Arizona tea cans make great projectiles btw

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

It's just ~~Soup~~ tea for my family, officer!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 64 points 1 month ago

SHE WANTS TO BUT YOU WONT SWEAR HER IN YOU FUCK FACE

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

All part of the coup.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Impunity increases