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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not even in office and already lying

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It seems the tankies have a hard-on for this dude.

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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See what the DNC does to smear the non-80 year old candidate?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve heard Janet Mills has a Zionist trampstamp

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

See what rando anons imply when they have nothing but maybe a loose script for troll bs to riff from? 🫩

p.s. I also can't decide whether this is just you being ignorant AF or some low-effort sapping, and I'm even less convinced such a distinction matters. Ironic, I know. 🖕🏼

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Not sure it makes sense to argue with idiots on the internet, nor is it a good use of time. Dems lose every time with this playbook. I’ll be voting for Platner. Who will you be voting for? Can you even vote? If not, you’re even more irrelevant.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

More of the same asinine xbox squeaking? That tracks.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago

Also a real non bot non Russian person living in Maine excited to vote for Graham and his Nazi tattoo

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Nazi denying he's a Nazi until his Nazi party has gained enough traction to stop pretending they're not Nazis.

[–] cashsky@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair Nazis use a lot of covert symbolism specifically to mask what they mean. Like the number 1488. You would have to be terminally online or be a.politics nerd to know that's a dog whistle. That's the whole purpose of Nazi symbolism. It's to coverly signal other Nazis that they are in good company. It is extremely easy to accidentally have something that's a Nazi symbol. Also they fucking take over everything. Like the fucking ok sign with your hand. Like wtf

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The exact shape of the SS totenkopf is anything but covert.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today -5 points 1 month ago

Dumb youngsters get stupid tattoos all the time. How many people are walking around with the Chinese pictograph for "Soup," thinking it means Peace or something?

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