“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.
Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.
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Birds of a feather rape kids together.
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I appreciated that the article quickly turned to "SO WHERE ARE THE FILES" lol
Do you think they'll ever actually be released? *sigh
If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?
Maybe they'll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.
Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:
Are they all the same person?
No, George Santos was in jail until recently.
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I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".
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You forgot the Nussy
How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?
Whoa, NFSW tag that!
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I did it all for the nussy.
Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.
Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch
I think those are all too old for his crew
These before and after pics are getting out of hand!
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The struggle is real for these guys now that Epstein isn't around to provide sex slaves anymore.
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Well, that's precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I'd expect from Trump.
PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.
That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.
Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship
Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago
Are you happy, now?
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I know right! For f**ks sake.
Language police is on the case I see
I called Paw Patrol first but they've stopped taking my calls...
Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist
Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid
A new Great Awakening, I see. Society's morals shall be restored to their proper place.
Seems to me like he's trying to reboot his late buddy's sex island...
Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.
Putty?
Puppy? A cute little puppy?
Pissy, he's sloshed all the time from the free bar.
Pushy, he's being quite rude
He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.
I hate this timeline.
Agree on the ultra gross part.
But the "timeline" stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we're reading, but there are potentially others.
It's reality. That's it. There's no other timeline.
You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.
They are all very petty. Oh wait, that's not it?
I thought it was "Poopy" since president poopy pants is obsessed with poop and pooping on people.
Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣
Puberty?
$ grep ^p...y$ /usr/share/dict/words
paddy
palmy
palsy
pansy
panty
parry
party
pasty
patsy
patty
penny
peony
peppy
perky
pesky
petty
phony
picky
piety
piggy
pigmy
pinky
pithy
poesy
pokey
poppy
potty
pricy
privy
prosy
proxy
pudgy
puffy
pulpy
puppy
pushy
pussy
putty
pygmy
$
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What is the censored word
I don't know but I'm glad OP wasn't showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™
Poopy.
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