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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think Americans are just reviewing 90s and 2000s disaster movies and using them as a guide.

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, its all coming together

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The upside? There's been measurable increase in Mississippi's IQ.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I knew Norm McDonald was still alive!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's a thought, let's not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Or if we must... don't transport them en masse? or at all?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

a fun fact to know, that monkeys carry a type of herpes, called herpes B virus, which is related to HSV1&2, while herpes is usually a benign infection in the monkeys, the HERPES B virus is quite deadly to humans if they infected by it, because its a zoonotic virus, and humans dont have similar virus to it, much like with avian flu virus.

[–] VocationConfining@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I mlissing something? I don't see a mention of herpes, COVID, or aggressive.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah... same here.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Not even gonna ask...

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

The article doesn't say whether these are two separate groups of monkeys, some infected with COVID and some infected with Herpes, or a cohesive set of monkeys simultaneously infected with COVID and Herpes.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

....and only in Mississippi news...

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Awwshit, here we go again...