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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think Americans are just reviewing 90s and 2000s disaster movies and using them as a guide.

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, its all coming together

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The upside? There's been measurable increase in Mississippi's IQ.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I knew Norm McDonald was still alive!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here's a thought, let's not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

a fun fact to know, that monkeys carry a type of herpes, called herpes B virus, which is related to HSV1&2, while herpes is usually a benign infection in the monkeys, the HERPES B virus is quite deadly to humans if they infected by it, because its a zoonotic virus, and humans dont have similar virus to it, much like with avian flu virus.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Or if we must... don't transport them en masse? or at all?

[–] VocationConfining@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I mlissing something? I don't see a mention of herpes, COVID, or aggressive.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah... same here.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?!

The article doesn't say whether these are two separate groups of monkeys, some infected with COVID and some infected with Herpes, or a cohesive set of monkeys simultaneously infected with COVID and Herpes.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Not even gonna ask...

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago

Awwshit, here we go again...

[–] notsure@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

....and only in Mississippi news...