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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago

"Mistakenly"

read as: "Illegals are bad except the ones that work for me."

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

When ICE asking Trump's favorite gardener to get back on the airplane.

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lol what is that gif from?

[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 58 points 22 hours ago

At this stage if you work for Trump in any way, you are just begging for face eating leopards.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 25 points 20 hours ago

Trump having his people stolen from him again.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Corporate media who payed millions to the Pedophile In Chief wont be critical of anything he does.

He was returned to the country he fled two decades ago without ever receiving a hearing or appearing before a judge—a move that appears to violate federal immigration law, according to the Times.

Just like most of the deportees but as this was someone working for the Orange Clown it was a "mistake" this time and "standard procedure" for others. At least this guy was returned to the country he came from and not sent somewhere random like most others.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Probably asked for back pay

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago

Probably asked for ~~back~~ pay

FTFY

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Shame, he was one of the good ones. /s obviously

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"And some, I assume, are good people."

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 20 hours ago

some must be very good groundskeepers as well