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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The fact we know about this means he fucked up.

You win the lottery?

Shut

The

Fuck

Up

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Very few things in life are made worse by not talking.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Definitely talk to your doctor if there’s blood in your urine!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yes, maybe that. And in trusted personal relationships.

But when it comes to the government you shut the fuck up.

Because every day is shut the fuck up friday.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And yo butt!

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Keep your cards close with strangers, show your hand to allies, and let your enemies glimpse the deck you want them to see.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that a terrible idea?

When finding huge sums of cash/gold whatever, isn't it illegal in most places to not report it?

So best case scenario is that you find it and no one else is looking for it and you carefully use it over years as to not raise a falg for your local tax agency or bank.

Worst case scenario is that you found something stolen and eventually the police finds you and you get caught up in a much worse crime?

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Talk to a lawyer.

Don’t tell your friends, or the papers, or anyone you don’t need to.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
  1. store thats shit in a bank's vault, immediately.

  2. move properties, because that one is gonna be burgled whether the gold is still in the premises or not.

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FFS, give the man a chance to enjoy his new swimming pool first!

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

800k can buy several swimming pools.

Edit: fat fingered grammer

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Money is exchanged for goods and services. A service some companies provide is digging and installing swimming pools.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

'tis like watching a tennis match between a frog and a tree

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, explain simpler!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Give money get pool

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Found treasures are likely property of the state, possibly with some small share awarded to the finder.

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not in France apparently:

"Ownership of a treasure belongs to the one who finds it on their own property,"

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, interesting. I've heard the opposite about one of their neighbours, perhaps Germany.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Once when I moved into another flat, I found an old typewriter in a dark corner. I still keep the thing. Next year it gets 100 years old.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This guy was a yokai all along!

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thing looks like a hybrid of a typewriter and a cash register.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

He's from Sesame Street. "Noo-nuh-noo-nuh-noo..."

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This one's my favorite

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Blimey. I was expecting it to be stolen but they say the bars had unique numbers, so it seems its owner buried it and then someone sold the property without realising what it contained.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] throws_lemy@lemmy.nz 33 points 3 months ago

Most likely, and the owner forgot to tell their kids that they had buried gold.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is how we get angry Leprechaums…

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leprechaums

Aren’t those the cheap Temu versions of Leprechauns? I heard they arrive broken; if they arrive at all.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

The Labiabas?

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Too bad he didn't find a frozen caveman.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

then we coulda wheezed some juUICEEEE

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Don't wheeze the ju-uice!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

(After he learns to communicate in a modern language)

"So, have humans gotten any better yet?"

is shown the news

"Re-freeze me. Now."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

frozen frenchman

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

He can use the gold to pay for the pool. Bold financing plan.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 11 points 3 months ago
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

$800000 worth of gold is only 200 oz rn

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

That's a great ad for anyone selling pools.