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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is Buffalo, NY. Can the pig play defense? The Bills are out a few CBs this weekend....

[–] Blade9732@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I suppose if a dog can play basketball, Ain't no rule that says a pig can't play football!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Wait a min...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You want to put a mask on a pig? That game is ss hockey

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mamdani famously does not indulge in breakfast hams!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

It's a regional dialect. He's from upstate.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Now we can't eat the pig thanks to sharia laws...

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

*Shakira law

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago
[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 12 points 3 months ago

This is how you get random local ordinances such as “no pigs inside Buffalo city limits”.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

lol, a pig owns an unruly pig

Buffalo, NY is truly a magical place.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Find Breakfast a home in a sanctuary!

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If New Yorkers are being "terrorized" by a pig then they need to, well, grow up.