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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I done heard this town ain't got no lawman, so me and my rough and tumble boys plan on painting this here town red! Ain't none of y'all yeller belly yokels done got the guts to stand up to me, ol' One-Eye Pete! I'm the meanest gun on the leftist internet!

(I've been drinking Buffalo Trace and watching westerns on my day off)

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm fourteen eyed pete and I say this town ain't big enough for the both of us (I am leading an initiative to establish a local land trust to fund public housing)

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

spits chewing tobacco

Well I guess one of us has gotta leave Fourteen-Eye, and it ain't gonna be me! So why don't you go on and GET!

(Also that's really cool, congrats on being more productive than my drunken ass)

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(this was a joke I am actually sitting in my room eating Beefaroni and smoking weed and watching RDR2 video essays when I should be prepping for a D&D session I'm running tonight)

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

(That's still probably more productive than what I'm currently doing)

Let's take this discussion outside. High noon is ah comin'.