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[–] Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

I dunno, I think she fits in nicely with the rest of the reality TV stars, news readers and podcasters cosplaying as politicians. What were Trump's actual credentials? Bankrupting casinos and saying "your fired" on the Apprentice?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

She’s about to find out:

  • it’s not a new issue, and orangeboi is using this simply as a political target of opportunity to pander to the Nationalist Christians
  • why JK Rowling (amongst many others on many different topics throughout recent history) should have just shut the fuck up instead of sharing her shit opinions
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's pop-rap...

Chris Brown is still famous and he almost killed Rhianna

She'll lose some streams but they don't make money off that, ticket sales probably won't move.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 7 points 20 hours ago

I only respected her for Steven Universe.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ain't she the one with the brother who did horrible shit?

[–] MonsterTrick@piefed.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yep and also married to a paedophile.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 12 hours ago

Well that doesn't narrow it down the slightest in america it seems.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Dear Lord, Nicki Minaj... Really? I guess they have been scraping the bottoms of the black barrel.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Fucking cult nonsense. Just maga and pedos pushing their agenda again. Disgusting.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Its ok guys, I've seen more niki Minaj than I have wanted to in life....but she always shakes that ass on stage. Honestly, that'd be hilarious.

Its not like the un matters....to america anyway.