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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.nz/post/30819845

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 12 hours ago

"Wanna come play with me?"

Teddy holds knife in one hand, leather whip in other

[–] florge@feddit.uk 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who could have predicted that?

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Or any human paying any attention

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Literally asked Copilot out of curiosity and yeah. xD

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was clear as daylight it was going to happen

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago

See? Gestures at MrLLM. Told you so.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All these ai goobers seem to be falling over each other to be the first ones to put out an ai toy that kills a kid.

Not sure why you’d want to be the first, but okay.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Any publicity is good publicity?

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I want one, this seems like a hilarious toy for adults.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fr, my first thought was "that's fkn based".

Bet it's liable to be one af those shitty always online kind of things tho.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, yes, it's just interfacing with chatgpt... It's not packing a big gpu to run a model locally...

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Local LLM teddybear, can answer three questions per hour, for 36 minutes between charges..

[–] damniticant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

That's why we call him Mr. Fahrenheit

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

That we know of...can it run Crysis?

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

"We suspended this developer for violating our policies. Our usage policies prohibit any use of our services to exploit, endanger, or sexualize anyone under 18 years old."

New moderation strat just dropped: don't have any and then suspend anyone who notices.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Cancel culture claims its latest victim.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Also fit aboringdystopia

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] vane@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

interesting company because you can self host server for their toys

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol just like the bear from that Spielberg movie about AI with Kid Vader

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI was Haley Joel Osment he's the Sixth Sense and "Walker told me I had AIDs" kid.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He was also in The Boys, more recently.