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We should start a holiday for when Romans arrived in England and taught them how to bathe and make beet sugar. We can have kids dress up as non-violent legionaries who wear traditional Roman military dress but don't carry weapons because it was a peaceful invasion. They can make hand griffins instead of hand turkeys and eat turnip pie for desert.

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and taught them how to bathe

They didn't do that successfully since the British were complaining about how often the vikings bathed (Once a week)

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

I love the complaints in Old English of 'these assholes comb their hair so clearly our women are going to fall in love with them and run away.' Then when the Vikings get to Sicily all the Muslims are like, 'these guys are disgusting and never wash'

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

OI BRUV YEW GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT 'OLIDAY?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

boiled turkey

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Bit idea? More like Brit idea.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah wrong sub. This is a fantastic idea, I’m setting up a Brittish thanksgiving night as we speak.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RobertAnderson2@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Thamesgiving

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to put garum on your turnip pie.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

ne pouvaient meme pas enseigner une langue civilisee 😤

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Will the domestic violence puppet show make a reprisal? young-sheldon

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Puppets Who Kill? I loved that show.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Punch and Judy