This is A Scanner Darkly for the digital age
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I don't get the reference tbh
Bureaucrat
I had the dog in me all along
the W in Wmill stands for "Woof" 
Woofmill 
One of the few Hexbear histories I've been present for
We're all Cowbee's alt.
Lmao. I wrote "we're all" and my keyboard suggested "Cowbees alt".
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
That's incredible, lmao 
Mega mega mega good guess at least 
the girl reading this
oh damn 
wait I thought I was your alt
There's layers to it like
if you will gotta throw off the opps
Bmf

you're zposter
I don't quite know who that is tbh
wait, you've never heard of zposter? They used to be super active, and were at the heart of so many controversies
Basically, they really, really supported Russia. Hence, z poster (or zed proclaimer, or the number of other names they took with new accounts)
I guess they were mostly active on the News mega, that might be it
Yeah I stay mostly in every other mega but news tbh
I forgot who I am
That's alright means you can reinvent yourself, being alive means being dynamic and ever changing
FlakesBongler
Hello me, we're so cleaver and smart 


You laugh but he wrote an Odyssey or something

There really is a Simpsons moment for everything

whenever I see a simpsons caption or even a futurama one I know it’s flakesbongler time without looking, but then sometimes when it’s from a different user I’m like ohhh huh!
I welcome it
More Simpsons = more better
hmm maybe PaX ?? maybe ivysaur? lot of cool posters not here atm, maybe ButtBidet??
I do remember Ivysaur from the trans mega idk the other 2 my mind is a blank rn
bureaucrat
I wonder if that means I can post in that comm or not 
bart owl
heir to the owl dynasty
I'm your alt, but in a doppleganger way, not the posting way.
My evil twin 


