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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

The obese pedophile rapist felon also called Pritzger 'fat'.

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What a f-ing loser lmao... this guy

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I read that in Jimmy Pestos voice, talking about Bob.

Ah, who are we kidding? Jimmy Pesto is clearly a red hat with white text wearing S.O.B.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I assume you know, but Jimmy Pesto's original voice actor was fired and (too briefly) imprisoned for Jan 6. He's literally one of the traitorous turkeys Trump pardoned.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

.............you just explained the joke. Good job.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Aw, thanks! 😊

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago

"We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkies off the menu."

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago

Yet Trump can declassify documents by thought alone.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

This is fowl play!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 days ago

dem turkeys gotta stick together, ya know

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No! Not these Epstein files! The other ones!

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Why is this news? Stop clogging up Lemmy with this bullshit distraction from the Epstein files. Who the hell is upvoting this non-story? I'm reporting this post.

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