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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You must have misread. That's Trump getting blasted.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Why blast the Democrats instead of pardoning them? They are all turkeys too, as is the GOP.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pardoned? What were they condemned for exactly?

[–] neblem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Being chosen to become Thanksgiving dinner.

Like many other traditions, its messed up if you think of the implications.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you do this in public when people say your trigger words? Is it the anonymity that makes people act so strangely, or something else?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's something else. I think it's funny! I might try introducing it to the public.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Rando SLAMMED for misinterpreted humor!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Who be slammin' now?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

He should have called one of those birds "Marjorie". That would have stirred the shit a bit more.