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You must have misread. That's Trump getting blasted.
Why blast the Democrats instead of pardoning them? They are all turkeys too, as is the GOP.
Pardoned? What were they condemned for exactly?
Being chosen to become Thanksgiving dinner.
Like many other traditions, its messed up if you think of the implications.
Slam!
Do you do this in public when people say your trigger words? Is it the anonymity that makes people act so strangely, or something else?
It's something else. I think it's funny! I might try introducing it to the public.
Oh no, how embarrassing
Rando SLAMMED for misinterpreted humor!
Who be slammin' now?
He should have called one of those birds "Marjorie". That would have stirred the shit a bit more.