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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 83 points 5 days ago (1 children)

stupid fucking idiots....

if you have a family generational farm, best to remember what made it work back in the day and consider local crops because you ain't sellin shit outside the country for the next few years

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought sending your children into the fields was what made those farms work?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago

Not if it's cotton...

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Ah the good ol' days when farmers had 10+ kids.

Only 5 made it to adulthood due to diseases like measles, mumps, influenza, whooping cough etc. , poor and dangerous working conditions, and no healthcare. Of those 5 remaining, 1 of them died in childbirth, and 1 died in a random war and 3 went on to have kids of their own.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For cattle ranchers, the tariffs will likely result in the loss of one of their biggest customers—they sold $1.6 billion worth of beef to China last year.

Good, I hope those farms burn to the ground

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They won't. A private equity group will buy them up to consolidated land.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then they'll whine about how the gays stole their land.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Let's crowdfund a farm buyout and turn it into a gay sex forest.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Scissor me timbers!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Sounds good. I can contribute about tree fiddy.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 6 points 5 days ago

Bill Gates is frothy

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

the megacorp farms will.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I rewarded our farmers with a payment of $28 Billion Dollars, all through the China deal. It was a great transaction for the USA, until Crooked Joe Biden came in and didn’t enforce it

Just the choice of "rewarded" makes me want to punch his face in

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Funny, he doesn’t even have to speak anymore for me to have that same urge.

[–] elgordino@fedia.io 29 points 5 days ago

“The same thing happened in my First Term,” he added

And somehow they voted for him again

[–] zout@fedia.io 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“Our farmers are GREAT, but because of their GREATNESS, they are always put on the Front Line with our adversaries, such as China, whenever there is a Trade negotiation or, in this case, a Trade War,”

Must be nice, being a farmer and then Trump calls you GREAT...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 5 days ago

It's okay, banks take compliments in exchange for debt service payments, right???

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Tony the Tiger in Chief

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

For the curious, there's a very good Mastodon thread by North Carolina farmer @sarahtaber@mastodon.online about modern family farm economics and farmers who still support Trump:

https://mastodon.online/@sarahtaber/114348590046187467

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

$28B is not going to be a big enough bailout this time. Guess what happens when all these farmers start trying to offload their pork, soybeans, and sorghum into the US market?

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

We will all be soy boys on that blessed day

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I'm trying my best to swap to non US imports now that the FDA won't be checking any of the food we produce anymore.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

The happy cucks then wipe their faces and say “thank you”

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

The 28 billion was paid by U.S. taxpayers during Trump’s first term. Trump didn't pay shit. And the money didn't come from his idiotic tariffs, which didn't even exist then.