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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They saying the quiet part out loud, and the fools still ignore it. What a cult does to a mother fucker.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I think it's just everyone trying to speculate on trash. Some do profit from it. Most get fucked.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How exactly does one wrap something in piss?

[–] scott@lem.free.as 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who is buying this nonsense?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago

Idiots, as always

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Billionaires who want to give money to Donald Trump and not have a public record of it.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Ding ding ding, we have a winner !

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The same people who gamble for hours or days in casinos.

It's a disease.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Did he just describe Trump?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Crazy that is real.

That's one hell of a sentence