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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you still support the Clinton's then youre a part of the problem

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 11 points 11 months ago

So who should we be trusting? Billionaire-owned mainstream media? AIPAC-funded politicians? Because surely they wouldn't be unbiased and would never try to push an agenda. Lol GTFO!

They're just butthurt that their shitty attempts at cramming their agenda down everyone's throats is finally starting to show cracks because they can't hide the truth anymore. The more they double down on their bullshit, the more ridiculous they look.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

I'm sure Hilary has got her finger on the pulse of the nation. Her husband must think most young americans are just a basket of deflower holes.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

"You dumb touchy feely kids gotta learn genocide is cool as shit! " -Hilary Clinton

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago

Damn she is old

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The videos are real.

[–] audible_obituary@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Pokémon Go to the polls!

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She is a nobody now and wants to be in the headlines somehow.

Just ignore her.

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 7 points 11 months ago

Can this election flopping ghoul please stop with the parade of terrible takes?

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

And why year after year I get tired of holding my nose and voting for weak ass democrats.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck you Hillary and your pedophile cheating husband. Her ego and arrogance thrusted Trump upon the world.

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

hosted by an Israeli newspaper

Stupid fucking whore, you and your pedo husband can go fucking die of cancer

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Fucking Fascist!

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

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