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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wish somebody would Luigi this litch.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you still support the Clinton's then youre a part of the problem

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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Previously, I'd be agitateted that Hilary was expected to meet a higher standard than Trump. She has dissolved her standards to compete. She needs to be excluded from any rational conversation in the same way we would with Trump. Treat them both the same.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Clinton is an identity politics right wing ghoul. Barely better than Trump, but still better along nearly every dimension.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

So who should we be trusting? Billionaire-owned mainstream media? AIPAC-funded politicians? Because surely they wouldn't be unbiased and would never try to push an agenda. Lol GTFO!

They're just butthurt that their shitty attempts at cramming their agenda down everyone's throats is finally starting to show cracks because they can't hide the truth anymore. The more they double down on their bullshit, the more ridiculous they look.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I'm sure Hilary has got her finger on the pulse of the nation. Her husband must think most young americans are just a basket of deflower holes.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"You dumb touchy feely kids gotta learn genocide is cool as shit! " -Hilary Clinton

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Damn she is old

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The videos are real.

[–] audible_obituary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Pokémon Go to the polls!

Can this election flopping ghoul please stop with the parade of terrible takes?

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck you Hillary and your pedophile cheating husband. Her ego and arrogance thrusted Trump upon the world.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And why year after year I get tired of holding my nose and voting for weak ass democrats.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She is a nobody now and wants to be in the headlines somehow.

Just ignore her.

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[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

hosted by an Israeli newspaper

Stupid fucking whore, you and your pedo husband can go fucking die of cancer

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Fucking Fascist!

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Wow what a pathetic puppet.

Suprised she can still find someone to pay to stick their hand up her ass

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