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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the election or Bill Clinton's affection?

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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 17 points 17 hours ago

She would have lost to a moldy ham sandwich.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Fucking Fascist!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

I don't think I've seen any videos at all on this topic... And I am very against the genocide in Gaza.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 95 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Sure Hillary, now let’s get you back to your room.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 58 points 20 hours ago

But Don and Bubba are already in there

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 11 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I wish somebody would Luigi this litch.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago

Cough cough will no one rid me of this turbulent bitch?

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

it was very difficult because they did not know history

Yea because the average Israeli knows so much about the founding of their country. Who are the people who have been fed biblical propaganda all their entire lives?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago

I've found that the more you know of the actual history of Israel, the more fucked up it all seems.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If you still support the Clinton's then youre a part of the problem

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[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

She is evil

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 44 points 20 hours ago

There's a reason you lost to Trump, hilary.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Wow what a pathetic puppet.

Suprised she can still find someone to pay to stick their hand up her ass

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago

I'm sure Hilary has got her finger on the pulse of the nation. Her husband must think most young americans are just a basket of deflower holes.

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago

The length this hag will go to just feel relevant, shut the fuck up! And keep bending over to your AIPAC god

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The holy lands should be a DMZ open to all faiths and cultures.

So I am against the serfdom regardless of which side is evil or good.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

And why year after year I get tired of holding my nose and voting for weak ass democrats.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

The videos are real.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

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