this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
593 points (96.1% liked)

Not The Onion

18756 readers
1985 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
(page 4) 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

Can this election flopping ghoul please stop with the parade of terrible takes?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Just Shillary saying Shillary things, desperate to remain relevant as usual…

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

This can simultaneously be an out-of-touch moronic statement and a rightful criticism of that horrid fucking place known as DikDok.

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

hosted by an Israeli newspaper

Stupid fucking whore, you and your pedo husband can go fucking die of cancer

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 0 points 16 hours ago

Always punch up.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›