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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't cry, little MAGA. I'm sure some huge agribusiness will buy your farm for pennies on the dollar.

That's Capitalism, right? You wanted the country to be Run Like A Business, yeah? Well this is Survival Of The Fittest, Bucko! You better thank Jesus that you live in the Greatest Place In The World.

They deserve it, but it's still not in our best interest for them to lose assets if they just empower the fascist.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

have fun working on tyson, purdue, farms magat.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 164 points 3 days ago (1 children)

‘I Voted for Trump and Now I’m Going Bankrupt’

But you're getting the giant ballroom, a war with Venezuela, and they're finally getting rid of Callibri font.

You losing your entire way of life was a small price to pay for such benefits.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

...what's this about Calibri?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apparently calibri is too woke, so they're reverting to using times new roman for government documents

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I first learned how to use computers when Times New Roman was the default font in Word, but I'm not a stunted fuckup with daddy issues so I guess Calibri never bothered me.

But Mark my words, the Conservative of tomorrow will be working fervorously to return to the glory days of when Calibri was their default font, because Conservatives always yearn to return to the days of their youth, when the world wasn't so big and scawey.

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 148 points 3 days ago

Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Zero sympathy you dumb hypocritical racist fucks. Now you like socialism, eh. Piss off!

[–] billbasher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

yeah you’re dumb

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These people have coined so many phrases aimed at hurting liberals. I can't feel bad for these trump voters not one ounce of sympathy for them. They voted this problem they can suffer the consequences.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really hope they run through all the consequences. I hope every day is more painful and difficult than the last until they face the endgame of their choices.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

It's not nice to wish such harm on people...but I'll allow it -and much more- for tRUMP supporters.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry you can sell your land for pennies to make way for the ai data centers

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago

It’s fine when other people suffer, but not when I suffer!!

- people who voted for dumpy

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he'd harm others but not you...

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's wrong Mr. Conservative? Government handout not enough for you? Awwww, too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on avocado toast.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago
[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Well, at least you won’t own the land you will be buried penniless in.

Get fucked trumper.

Wait until many file bankruptcy, then save face with a welfare bailout.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Remember these subsidies aren’t given to help farmers it’s so these farmers can pay the bills they get from big ag corpos like John Deere and Monsanto. It’s corporate welfare while these farmers will go bankrupt anyway.

Edit: also forgot to mention that these big ag corporations also have activity in Brazil and Argentina. These fuckers are getting paid twice by Trump.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck those corporations. But FUCK those pedo-voting farmers too.

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago
[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

He credited his tariff policies for making the aid ~~possible~~ necessary

FIFY, Donald.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago

My heart goes out to the poor leopards who are just getting so obese...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago
[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Most farmers i know are pro trump, and Canadian. None of the deserve any sympathy. I hope all thier fields are infested with locusts.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

On the one hand I agree, on the other hand, I like eating food.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They aren’t growing anything you can eat.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's either soybeans for Chinese animal feed, or on off years, corn for American animal feed.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 points 2 days ago

There is food, rotting.

The problem is these capitalists.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago

Well...this is what you voted for.

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Ain't that juat the way...

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“It’s just the stupidity of the whole situation that we’re in this mess. "

Big, if true.

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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago

Hahaha. Well, you voted for pain and suffering, you're getting pain and suffering.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".

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[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boo fuckin hoo. Maybe think before you vote next time, if you're able.

[–] core@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

They did think, they just thought they were exempt from what the voted for. Remember, farmers are millionaires. Tax breaks for the rich are what they want. Bailouts are what they expect, Trump did it his first term for them and they were expecting more of the same.

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[–] zd9@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

GET. FUCKED.

[–] tym@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Miami just elected their first Democratic Mayer in nearly 30 years.

Don't take the bait this summer when they modify the 14th amendment.. they absolutely need civil unrest to not lose their majority at this point.

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-trump-birthright-citizenship-14th-amendment-873a45bc58de9e92773f554bf5bba9a0

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