FenderStratocaster

Woody Allen? No way! Not the guy who married his daughter. There's no way!

He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".

If they allow that, they have to allow my Antifa organization as well.

"I didn't think I would have to put the penis in MY mouth."

In Soviet Russia, wife fucks you!

......wait, what?

Hey, part of growing and learning is understanding that failure is only a step in the process. Keep at it, brother. When making jokes, I always try to remember this: "If you're going to be offensive, make sure you are more funny than you are offensive. Just being offensive isn't funny."

Now get back in there and make some god damn jokes.

Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.

I wanted to go to that one too, but it didn't work out.

Hey, if you can get her to do it, more power to ya.

Keep this shit up and I'll have to go back to having sex with my wife.

I mean, it's not like you would have known, but good on you for giving the guy a chance.

I saw Charley Crockett last summer and a guy named Drayton Farley opened for him. I'm now a huge Drayton Farley fan.