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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

The officers approached the trailer outside the tire shop, breached the trailer doors and found McDaniel hiding under his bed, the affidavit states.

We just need to remind the Master Race that there's monsters in the bedroom at night. That'll do it :P

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine looking and acting like this malignant doofus and thinking you’re the “master race”.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 days ago

It applies to the whole US admin.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

That is the only thing he's got going for him.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Are we seeing the next governor of Texas?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

When you accidentally self immolate while being a racist.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The rug really ties it together.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's gotta be a toupee, right?

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

100% and completely on brand

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

He looks like Andy Serkis' less-successful brother.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 days ago

Can every racist please burst into flames?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes.

The exceedingly impressive master race that is totally going to civil war us all.

Terrifying.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont tread on him, he's fallen and can't figure out how to get up.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There was also a really fun video circulating yesterday of a Nick Fuentes hanger-on getting bitch slapped in New York in front of the "Young" Republicans event.

[–] jibjib14@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This works on so many levels

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Waco really has a thing with terrible people getting themselves immolated…

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Finally, some good fucking news

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

They extinguished the flames in the yard and intersection but left him roasting away. Gotta love it.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hahahahah, what a grade A, purebred dumbass.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

A purebred inbred dumbass.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This has to be a case of some kind of mental illness surely?

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

With a little meth, probably.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And don't call me "Shirley."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 2 days ago
[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago

MAGA becoming immolators was the twist I'd never expected

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

they are not sending their best

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Keep Waco Wacko is the saying for that town. A play on nearby (1hr drive) Keep Austin Weird

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago

Oh bugger. Anyway...

I feel like any time there is a headline about a Waco man it's something ridiculous like this.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

why do people do this

what did they do to you

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Not gonna lie, the immediate reaction in this house was hurhurhurhur

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This guy was just taking George Carlin's bit about setting himself on fire for their beliefs.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Gotta be the most quintessential McLennan County moment since 1916.